i don't always...

this is a list of made up memes in my head. i'm just publishing them to the public. enjoy. i will continue to add more.

i don't always sleep in but when i do, i'm always late to work.

i don't always show up late for work but when i do my boss notices.

i don't always go the dishes but when i do i get soaked.

i don't always get a crush on someone but when i do i never get the nerve to ask them out.

i don't always have a bad memory but when i do... wait what was i talking about?

i don't always eat Dairy Queen but when I do i get really sick and regret it everytime.

i don't always listen to taylor swift but when i do i know every word.

i don't always get attached to TV shows but when i do i cry like a little baby when it gets cancelled.

i don't always use SnapChat but when I do i send my snaps to EVERYONE.